Monday, October 22, 2007

Evolution & Biology

Ever wonder just what some of those differences are between male and female? What the true biological differences are? Well, the top scientists on Earth got together and made a list for us. They are seeking the genetic answers to these baffling questions and will be doing so for the next thousand years.

  • Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue.

  • Men drive to a party, women drive back.

  • Heterosexual women are not frightened by lesbians, whereas heterosexual men are terrified of homosexuals -- once they are pointed out to them, by women.

  • Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.

  • Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: (e.g. drink a cup of coffee.) In the same time a multitasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organize the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and DE-flea the cat. Women have not yet realized this is an evolutionary disadvantage.

  • Men warm their posteriors at the fire, women do not. Women's posteriors enable them to sit comfortably on the floor, men's do not.

  • A man who regularly visits his mother is a mommy's boy. A women who does the same is a good daughter.

  • A man who has no difficulty in undressing an adult women will nevertheless prove incapable of fitting a small child into a nightgown.

  • A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo system.

  • Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man.

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